the place worth ur click: November 2008

November 29, 2008

Terms in Marketing

If u got troubled learning in the college, this is the easy way to understand them.

1. U c a pretty gal in a party..
U come around n say, 'I'm a rich man, marry me!' >> Direct Marketing

2. U'r in a party with ur crazy frens, suddenly u c a gal very beautiful..
One of ur fren fetch the gal, while pointing at u, he says, 'He's rich, marry him!' >>> Advertising

3. U c a pretty gal in a party.. U come over n ask her phone no.
later on, u call her n say, 'I'm a rich man, marry me!' >>> Telemarketing

4. U c a pretty gal in a party.. U tidy up ur lousy tie, u pour drinks to her glass, open the door for her, bring her luggage, then while u taking her home u say, 'I'm a rich man, marry me!' >>> Public Relations

5. U c a pretty gal in a party..
She comes over u n say, 'aren't u that rich man? marry me!' >> Brand Recognition

6. U c a pretty gal in a party..
U come around n say, 'I'm a rich man, marry me!'
then u got a big slap from her >>> Hey buddy, It's a Customer Feedback

7. U c a pretty gal in a party..
U come around n say, 'I'm a rich man, marry me!'
then she introduces u her husband .. >>> It's Demand and Supply Gap

8. U c a pretty gal in a party..
U come around but before u can say anything, there is another man coming and say right away, 'I'm a rich man, marry me!' >>> Marketing Competition

9. U c a pretty gal in a party..
U come around but before u can say anything, there is another man coming and say right away, 'I'm a rich man, marry me!' n the gal goes away with that man ... >>>> Losing Market Share

10. c a pretty gal in a party..
U come around but before u can say anything, suddenly ur wife appears. >> Hohoho, it's a Barrier To New Market Entry

Cheers..
Have a nice day :)

Swimming Suit 2008

November 28, 2008

Great Week Ahead

Troubles r like washing machine,
They twist, turn & knock us around,
but in the end we come out brighter than before
Have a nice day!

Past is Experience! Present is Experiment! Future is Expectation!
Use your Experience in ur Experiment to achieve ur Expectations!

Have a Wonderful Week Ahead!!!

Chinese Gud Luck

BELOW IS CHINESE GOLDEN WORDS

U may not believe this, but the advice is tremendous.

Read it all, u'll learn something !!!

0NE.
Give them more than what they expect and do it with all ur heart.

TWO.
Marry the one u love.

When u two grow old, your daily conversation will be as important as any other thing.

THREE.
Dont believe everything u heard,

Spend all u have or sleep as long as u want ...

FOUR.
When u say, 'I LOVE U' , be serious.

FIVE.
When u say, 'I'M SORRY', look into their eyes.

SIX.
Be a fiancee at least six months before u get married.

SEVEN.
Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT.
Don't laugh/underestimate on other people's dream.

Those who don't have dreams are the poor.

NINE.
Love deeply and passionately.

U might be hurt,

but this is the only way to enjoy the real life.

TEN.
When the day to argue comes,

Dont call names. (NO ZOO IN THE HOUSE!!)

ELEVEN.
Dont judge a person for whom they befriend with.

TWELVE.
Speak slow enough but think fast.

THIRTEEN.
When somebody give u a question,

that u urself dun want to answer,

smile and ask, 'Y U WANNA NOE?'

FOURTEEN.
Remember that love and success need sacrifation.

FIFTEEN.
Say 'GBU' when u hear people sneezing.

SIXTEEN.
When u r married, dun forget the lessons u got.

SEVENTEEN.
Respect urself;
Respect others;
Be responsible for all that u do.

EIGHTEEN.
Dont let small arguements break those big friendships.

NINETEEN.
When u realize ur mistake,

Take the soonest way to fix it.

TWENTY.
Smile when u receive a phone call,
The caller will hear it from ur voice.

TWENTY ONE.
Spend ur time alone.

Western HorOscOpe

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny.. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they Want.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent.. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20)
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20)
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy.. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to.Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

November 27, 2008

City Night Beauty

Singapore

Paris

Shanghai

Niagara Falls

London

Brazil

Toronto

Jakarta, when the black out strike...

Wonder Bra

If this doesn't put a smile in your heart, nothing else will!

Guess what is the cup size?

Okay, what did you guess?

The truth revealed........ Scroll down...

This kid's gonna hate his Mom for this some day!

Isn't this cute! MADE YOU SMILE DIDN'T IT?
That's all I wanted to do, (too)...

November 26, 2008

on heat

A little girl asked her mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mum replies, "No, because she is on heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fluffy for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Fluffy over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Fluffy on the leash and only go one time around the block."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Fluffy?

(YOU'RE GONNA' LOVE THIS!!!!!!!)

The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

28 ways to know you are Chinese...

1. You unwrap gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping and especially those bows).

2. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.

3. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.

4. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. You use the grocery bags to hold garbage.

5. You hate to waste food
a. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. (Your mom will give a lecture about starving kids in Africa)
b. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover
chicken wing.

6. You don't own any real Tupperware- only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take out containers, and jam jars.

7. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.

8. You wipe your plate and utensils or wash them in a small basin of hot water before you eat every time you go to a restaurant.

9. You own a rice cooker and a slow cooker

10. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.

11. You fight (literally) over who pays the dinner bill.

12. You have a teacup with a cover on it.

13. If you're under age 20, you own a really expensive Walkman if you're over 20, you own a really expensive camera.

14. You're a wok user.

15. You only make long distance calls after 7pm.

16. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached-it means they're fresh.

17. You never call your parents just to say hi.

18. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they'll ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.

19. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you get sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods because they're heaty (yeet hay in Cantonese).

20. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only sit 10 feet apart.

21. You always cook too much.

22. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.

23. You starve yourself before going to all you can eat buffet.

24. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics, computers.

25. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.

26. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.

27. You know why this list consists of only "28" reasons.

28. You take this message and forward it to all your Chinese friends.

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So, if you are a Chinese. Keep it up guys!!!! 'coz not everybody can be
Chinese.

from the mouths of babes

If you need a laugh then read through these Children's Science Exam Answers.
These are real answers given by children.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull .

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby. (I do love this one...)

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Husband & Wife

Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you
forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have
nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss
called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last
straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a
new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new
pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to
sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me
anymore; we don't have anything that connects us as husband and wife.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever
the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away
to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband -

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a
good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much
because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad
that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but
the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!'
Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say
something nice, I didn't comment . And when you cooked my favorite
meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I
stopped eating pork seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because
the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a
coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me
that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we
could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I
quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home
you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My
lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime
from me. So take care.

Signed,

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister
Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

Papua Diving

Papua, the capital city of Irian Jaya - Indonesia, has lots of beautiful areas to dive. Most of the citizens are still holding their ancient culture. Despite this fact, it's already modernized in some part of the city and if you wanna go there for a holiday, you may want to try the resort build by Max Ammer, a "smart" diver I can tell.

Kids Poem

The best poem of 2006

This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2006, Written by an
African Kid

When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when! You die , you gray

And you calling me colored?